I personally can vouche for this secret document reavealing how they reveal the reaveal at e5!11
man it’s god to be back. i had this grate idea for a movie, it’s called “Wayne’s Hill”. It’s a darker version of “waynes world” without the comedy and with added DARKNESS. Things that happen in “Wayne’s Hill”:
-when things start going bad for wayne, it gets really bad.
-he doesn’t get back together with Cassandra and she is now permanently missing.
-his crew turn into zombies and start attacking wayne, and the one that goes “i love you man” is particularly “killy”.
-garth gets together with d’abo the lunix geek then she realises she’s hot and dumps garth and becomes a super bitch then garth goes mental and starts dribbling.
-garth and wayne are both in the same places but they can’t see each other, except sometimes when one of them catches a glimpse of the other and try and get the attention of the other BUT THEY CAN’T SEE THEM.
-when they go “NOT!” it’s not a joke but a serious comment on the badness of the world as they see it and they say it in a spooky slow voice. NOOOOT.
DO NOT STEAL THIS OR SHOW IT TO THEROUX OR I WILL PUT YOUR MOTHER IN CARE!!!111
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FINALLY MY QUEST FOR BEARDAGE VALIDATION HAS REACHED IT’S PEAK!
Last night at a secret ceremony, attended only by myself and my partner, I was inducted into the Billy Fane Society!
You may know Billy Fane as the growley hair face “Geoff” from “Byker Grove”, the television programme where everybody was talking about it over wine coolers saying “who blinded that one from pj and duncan?” and “i wish both pj and duncan were both blind or even better dead!”.
Now i am a part of his society i have the keys to newcastle! last night after getting the keys, myself and my partner went round newcastle checking that everybody had locked up properly. THATS THE KIND OF POWER WE HAVE IN THE BILLY FANE WORLD WE LIVE IN NOW!
Anyway here is a pictare of myself, my partner and the one and only BILLY FANE!
PLEASE PUT IT ON YOUR FRIDGES AND REMEMBER IF YOU LIVE IN NEWCASTLE I WILL BE CHECKING YOUR LOCKS SO LOCK UP GOOD!
oh, and happy new dears!
NEXT UP: 2007 Review & 2008 Previews! LOOK FORWARD TO ITS!!!11111