hello, i am monkie and welcome to my world. don’t be scared, my world is friendly with nice smiley people liek jeff capes and ronald mcdonald. just don’t piss off beadle, he may have a gammy hand but that boy can sure bite!
monkie world has rules:
1) remove your shoes.
2) remove your pants.
c) put them back on again.
once you have done this lionel blair will take your details and look you up and down and smile at you in a creepy way, then point towards the main entrance.
once in monkie world please look after monkie world. pick up litter, use the shitter and most of all HAVE A GOOD TITTER!!!111
alt.digitiser.snakes
Current Mood: sexual
Current Music: home and away