FINALLY MY QUEST FOR BEARDAGE VALIDATION HAS REACHED IT’S PEAK!
Last night at a secret ceremony, attended only by myself and my partner, I was inducted into the Billy Fane Society!
You may know Billy Fane as the growley hair face “Geoff” from “Byker Grove”, the television programme where everybody was talking about it over wine coolers saying “who blinded that one from pj and duncan?” and “i wish both pj and duncan were both blind or even better dead!”.
Now i am a part of his society i have the keys to newcastle! last night after getting the keys, myself and my partner went round newcastle checking that everybody had locked up properly. THATS THE KIND OF POWER WE HAVE IN THE BILLY FANE WORLD WE LIVE IN NOW!
Anyway here is a pictare of myself, my partner and the one and only BILLY FANE!
PLEASE PUT IT ON YOUR FRIDGES AND REMEMBER IF YOU LIVE IN NEWCASTLE I WILL BE CHECKING YOUR LOCKS SO LOCK UP GOOD!
oh, and happy new dears!
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