watched ‘the corpse bride’ the other day, great film. and it’s good to know i still have the ability to fancy puppets.
that said watching the wood in ‘solaris’ yesterday did nothing for me.
CLOONEY YOU GOONEY!!!11
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teaching bobby dee : part 2
women wear lots of makeup because they need it, if they didn’t we’d all be gay men.
here’s some illustration:
look how beatiful she is and how it effects lion-al blairs.
now see what happens when we take off the makeup and reveal the true womang beneath:
ARRRRG MINE EYES! SHE HAS THE SKIN OF HAM!!!!111
so to conclude. lack of makeup displeases lion-o blairs. don’t do it.
let me introduce you to…
MY DESKTOP LOVER:
She’s french and i’ve named her ‘arrabelle’, although all her friends in the office call her ‘movine’. she doesn’t have any friends outside the office because she lives for love. she has a small room above a furniture shop in the middle of paris.
shes a nice girl always ready to give you a smile, but she has a dark dirty side as you can tell from her eyes. she can be so naughty and always leaves the seat down.
last week i tried to take her out, but the monitor would not fit through the door and i couldn’t carry my computer at the same time. soon i’ll get a laptop and we’ll take walks in the park until she gets mugged from me by chavs.
i’m thinking of breaking up with her though, she’s too quiet most of the time, often hiding behind websites and emails and doing god knows what. i haven’t slept with her yet, ‘cos of the blinding headaches, but as time goes by that seems less and less important.
MODERN LIFE IS DIFFICULT.
Current Mood: tetraphonic tictactoe
Current Music: heals the heart