I personally can vouche for this secret document reavealing how they reveal the reaveal at e5!11

FINALLLY!

This is what we’ve been preying to Gregory Pecks for!!! w00tles!!!111

man it’s god to be back. i had this grate idea for a movie, it’s called “Wayne’s Hill”. It’s a darker version of “waynes world” without the comedy and with added DARKNESS. Things that happen in “Wayne’s Hill”:

-when things start going bad for wayne, it gets really bad.
-he doesn’t get back together with Cassandra and she is now permanently missing.
-his crew turn into zombies and start attacking wayne, and the one that goes “i love you man” is particularly “killy”.
-garth gets together with d’abo the lunix geek then she realises she’s hot and dumps garth and becomes a super bitch then garth goes mental and starts dribbling.
-garth and wayne are both in the same places but they can’t see each other, except sometimes when one of them catches a glimpse of the other and try and get the attention of the other BUT THEY CAN’T SEE THEM.
-when they go “NOT!” it’s not a joke but a serious comment on the badness of the world as they see it and they say it in a spooky slow voice. NOOOOT.

DO NOT STEAL THIS OR SHOW IT TO THEROUX OR I WILL PUT YOUR MOTHER IN CARE!!!111