Sharwood’s Sweet Chilli & Red Pepper, “posh spice”.

Sharwood means “Kings Erection” in greek.

Ham, tomato and cucumber sandwich.

I still feel perverted buying cucumbers.

Sainsburys fruit muesli (pronounced “FROO-IT MOO-SELLIE”)

muesli fun fact: muesli was used, by the Romans, in the 1800s, to make houses that could withstand the force of up to five blessed.

Chiknen Curry.

MMM NICE IT FELT GOOD IN MAH BELLIE!!!111

(no nan.)

“Noodle Town” 3min Won Ton Noodles. (Also known as “Empty Stomach Sensation”.)

Salty.

According to Guglemapp there is no “Noodle Town”. The fucking liars.

Fruit and Fibre (Sainsburys own brand)

Helps me shit.