CHRISMAS HAS BEEN RUINED! FORGET IT!

i forgot to turn on my flashing L.E.D xmas lights yesterday, i’ll try again next year.

i bet timmy mallet doesn’t have these problems, no. i bet he gets up in the morning and his mallet is there with a grin on it’s face handing him a cup of tea and pointing to the xmas lights ALREADY FUCKING TURNED ON!

i need to get me a tool too. but one which doesn’t require plasters, it must cost him a fortune in boots.
Current Mood: nosey nosey
Current Music: still hybrid stuff