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i’m liek a modern day angela rippon!

well it’s nearly holloween here in the UK, think your self lucky you don’t live in austrolasia where it’s nearly valentines day!

as usual us ukanians will celebrate the day of goths by buying novelty food a week before and then completely ignoring the day when it arrives (okay, we might light a pumpkin which has been moulded into the image of bob hoskins, but that’s it, we don’t even have the sex!)

the fun really comes a few days later when we burn edwardwoodwood dolls in memory of the equalizer and catholicism.

YES IT’S TONY(guy) HAWKES NIGHT!!!

i personally will be spitroasting the entire blue peter team and pissing in the onlookers coffee as they go:

OOOHHHH….AAAAHHHHH….OHHHHHHH….

and the fireworks go:

whooooooooooooooooooosh…..fizzle.
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