MY DESKTOP LOVER:
She’s french and i’ve named her ‘arrabelle’, although all her friends in the office call her ‘movine’. she doesn’t have any friends outside the office because she lives for love. she has a small room above a furniture shop in the middle of paris.
shes a nice girl always ready to give you a smile, but she has a dark dirty side as you can tell from her eyes. she can be so naughty and always leaves the seat down.
last week i tried to take her out, but the monitor would not fit through the door and i couldn’t carry my computer at the same time. soon i’ll get a laptop and we’ll take walks in the park until she gets mugged from me by chavs.
i’m thinking of breaking up with her though, she’s too quiet most of the time, often hiding behind websites and emails and doing god knows what. i haven’t slept with her yet, ‘cos of the blinding headaches, but as time goes by that seems less and less important.
MODERN LIFE IS DIFFICULT.
Current Mood: tetraphonic tictactoe
Current Music: heals the heart