LOEV – HATE – 2008 (IT RHYMES MR!)

things i hate

  • men in suits eating crisps
  • people who don’t “twist to fit” when passing you on narrow pavements
  • women in suits eating crisps
  • couples that walk beside each other on narrow pavements when i’m trying to pass
  • adults eating crisps
  • brian blessed
  • the beatles (except harrison and ringo)
  • the lack of plug sockets meaning i can have either music or graphics tablet (NOT BOTH!)
  • Sharon Gless – just cos you’re not fat doesn’t mean your any good
  • the fact that i can hate more stuff than i can love
  • peanuts, bland salty badness in pill form
  • 32-bit
  • anything bad costs monies
  • the name “charles”, no charles has ever done no good
  • my monitor is small
  • moomins scaring me
  • sebastian coe, recently i am beginning to think that anyone name sebastian has a wicked motive
  • mr fbox’s low power HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH ANIMES IF YOUR PUNNY PROCESSOR CANNOT KEEP UP MR FBOX
  • thinking of more things that you hate than wot you loev because you thought you’d have more things you would hate so wrote it down and now hace to follow your destiny
  • hearing a great track in your 5,000,000GB of mp3s then not remembaring it’s name
  • the fact that i can write this shit and someone will read it

things i love

  • monkeys in suits eating crisps
  • the beatles (except lemon and mcarthy)
  • the name “jackie gleason”, i wonder if he had a gleeful son
  • Tyne Daly – she always looks like she’s seen something shocking
  • the fact that i hate more stuff than i love
  • peanuts (the snoopy & charlie brown variety) i keep watching waiting for charlie to go all colombine on thier asses.
  • nude women behind peanuts, cos it means all the peanuts are dead
  • 8-bit
  • anything good is free
  • my monitor is flat
  • moomins coming to my room at night and telling me it’s okay
  • brian blessed, thank you for the present brian
  • things my nan used to say which were both offensive and hilarious
  • XBMC is coming to lunix one day
  • memories that suprise you cos you never thought you’d look back at that fondly
  • hearing that great track you lost in 6,000,000,000GB of mp3s come up in shuffle
  • the fact that i can write this shit and someone will read it