MEAT ROBOT: the aftermath

ever since i posted about MEAT ROBOT things have gotten a little strange.

just seconds after my posting i’ve been receiving emails from fellow witnesses of MEAT ROBOT. Here are but a selection:

Dear Monkie,

Hellos, i just had to email you about your dream about the ROBOT of MEAT.

It just so happens that i have also dreamt of MEAT ROBOTS. The ROBOT in my dream calls himself ‘Meaty Henry’ and instead of talking to me, as in your dream, just lets out a massive scream like so:

‘MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEATEEEEEEEEE NAAAAAAA NAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!’

I believe this is the same robot, and this must mean something.

Yours
Jennifer Wisewomang, Papplewick”

Dear Monkii

Chuf Chuf, I would like to introduce myself a someone who share you dream. Los ROBOT MEATY appear to mes on many partys.

In dreams ROBOT says to clear WATERWAYS and PARKS for creation of MEAT STATE.

Please send picature for phonebook.

Margentina Horrendas, Portugal”

Hey Monkey

My wife also has had a dream about MEATLOAF.

Jimmy Page, Hawaii”

MONKIE! MONKIE!

WE HAD THE SAME DREAM!

IN MY DREAM THE MEET ROBOT IS PORK AND TELLS ME TO KILL JOHN CANDY!

LETS BE FRIENDS!

RICHARD WILSON OBE”

As you can see, this is something larger than large from little and large. Please contact me with descriptions of your dreams of MEAT ROBOTS and i will compile them into a book which i will sell on amazon and become rich.

the book will be called “MEAT ROBOT: WHAT DO YOU SAY” and i have already got jeremy clarkson, david kelly and kelly osbourne’s quotes for the back cover:

MEAT ROBOT IS BOTH MEATY AND ROBOTIC” -Clarkson
IF I HAD SEEN MEAT ROBOT I’D STILL BE ALIVE TODAY” -Kelly
MEAT ROBOT SAVED MY LIFE FROM DRUGS AND BOOZE.” -Osbourne

So remember if you have dreams about MEAT ROBOT, DONT WRITE A BOOK ABOUT IT. I AM.