women wear lots of makeup because they need it, if they didn’t we’d all be gay men.

here’s some illustration:

look how beatiful she is and how it effects lion-al blairs.

now see what happens when we take off the makeup and reveal the true womang beneath:

ARRRRG MINE EYES! SHE HAS THE SKIN OF HAM!!!!111

so to conclude. lack of makeup displeases lion-o blairs. don’t do it.