poodles are grate. they are truly the first of the non-animal animals. they could never survive in the wild, they’d be all “i’m not walking in that muck” or “where’s my taxi” and shit.

if they had to go back to the wild they’d probably set up their own kingdom and order about all the other dogs while sitting on a bush knawed into a thrown. thed be all “make me a sandwich” and “lick my bumbum”.

that said, i wouldn’t complain if they were wiped of the face of the planet. they don’t really serve a purpose. they ain’t no st. bernard.