=I WILL be drinking beer(probably 5 pints), and at am not likely to be sick…actually i am eating hot chiknen before so i probably will be sick, i haven’t made up my mind yet. update: 5½ pints(i think)/not sick

=I WILL see at least five women who want to have the sex with me, the dirty sluts. my penis is clean and will stay that way.update: it was four, kobain got the other one/my willie is still clean

=I WILL mock the cunts in the place leik i am not one of them. the best pub would only allow me in it.update: i was too busy looking at womens to notice in the end

=I WONT wear a cone on my head. last time a dead rat fell out of it.update: no cone/no rat

=I WONT drink anything gay. except semen, tony says it tastes grate.update: they weren’t serving semen

=I WONT make any sense past 9pm.update: i think i started early with the love beads/piles comment
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