we were out at a freddie merrcury moustache appreciation dinner and as i was eating my billy idol shaped sausage, my companion choked on her barry bethal milkshake in slimline glass. i patted her back from my seat and she was fine, but russell grant approached and offered to finish our food for us. before i could decline his offer he’d finished the lot and had started on the next table.

i wish russell grant was around all the time.
Current Mood: orange
Current Music: stiltskin – america