let’s face it, unless you’re jesus’ son, we’re all getting older by the second.

so we need to make plans for the ‘futur’ (as it will be known).

these are the facts:

– in 2050 there will be more old people than asians.

– in 2051 there will be more old asians than old people

– in 1975 the A-Team plan came together

– by 2026 there will be a boy who can outswim a shark, the bad news is the sharks will have guns by 2017.

– in 2040 sex between old people will be televised for the first time, causing mass suicides around the world.

– in 2086 bill clinton will be president again

– in 2010 the monkees will reform and become worthy members of society again.

– in 2046 ‘old’ will no longer mean ‘old’ because the ‘super-old’ will be the new old.

so what are the options:

– buy a mansion and haunt it.

– live in kevin spacey’s rotten gut.

– spend all your monies on lottery tickets and don’t claim the prizes.

– spread marmite all over yourself and pretend to be bill cosby.

– organize disruption in supermarkets by getting your elderly friends to block the isles.

– stoat farm.

it is food for thought, to be sure. just don’t leave it till the last minute or beadle will grab you and add you to his oap-slavery-chain-gang.

I think Andy McCarthy has got his plans right:

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