You are so kind!

last Hanuka i thought up a great idea. what if, instead of unlocking bonus items in videogames, i could give more money to big corporations by buying them. this was such a great idea microsoft stole it from my brain and have implemented it in their latest ‘super-corporate-dumping-strategy’ machine, the fbox 720.

i’m not bitter that they have implemented this as i am extremely lazy and would have never got round to it myself. so to help them some more here are some more things i really want to pay them extra for:

– second player option
– paris hilton pictures
– third player option
– use of the ‘B’ button on my pad
– fourth player option
– popular music by rap and pop ‘stars’
– changing the channel on my tv
– hemorrhoids
– being fucked up the arse
– my grandma being killed by a scouser
– use of all the other buttons
– access to my toilet

hopefully by adding these ‘options’ for a fee, i can pay four times as much for each game as i don’t think i’m paying enough for them yet.
Current Mood: giving
Current Music: pillows…still