what do you mean i don’t i have a life!

you can’t say that! it may be true but you cannot say it! you say it again you see what happens! remember what happened to flat jim? well i’ll do that to you if you say i don’t have a life again!

who do you think you are dough boy! going off like that! i don’t come round your house and tell you how fat your pets are do i? okay i do but they are just animals! i’m nearly a human!

next time you say anything like that i’ll pull your eyebrows out your face!

what?

oh, you said i didn’t have a wife. that’s true, i’m not getting married again until they make one that doesn’t break when you put it in the micro.